While in Boston for Raw SuperShow, The Rock took to the streets to film "history lessons" tailored to Massachusetts' native son John Cena.
The Rock begins to deliver his unique "history lessons" to John Cena, beginning with an alternate take on the Boston Tea Party.
Just like the Americans of old threw British tea into the harbor, The Great One declares that "Tonight we're gonna take John Cena's hot trash, all of his garbage, and throw it in the harbor where it belongs."
The Brahma Bull holds a Cena alarm clock aloft. "Can you imagine waking up to that face every morning?"
The Cena garden gnome is next to face The Great One's wrath. "What fourth dimension of hell did this come from?"
"See John, the revolution begins tonight, we're going to take all your garbage and all your hot trash ... and roll it up in a ball, turn that sumb*!&$ sideways and stick it straight up your rooty tooty fresh and fruity candy a$$."
Rock History Lesson No. 2 concerns the ride of Paul Revere.
"Paul Revere, riding through the streets of Boston, yelling 'The British are coming!' ... What if it was this goof."
"If John Cena had led the American revolution, right now all of us we'd be playing cricket, sipping tea and blessing the Queen."
The Great One pontificates that, had such a thing come to pass, Americans would have continued under British reign until The Rock himself invented a time machine to travel back and defeat Cena in 1776, preserving the American Revolution itself.
"The great patriot would be riding through the streets of Boston screaming with joy, 'The Rock is coming, The Rock is coming!'"
The Rock concludes his sermon with an alternate take of "Yankee Doodle": "Johnny Cena went to town, riding on a pony, Rock stuck a feather up his a$$ and called him a jabroni!"
For his final lesson, Rock visits the Massachusetts State House. "It was right here that we, the Americans, fought for our independence and didn't stop fighting till the fighting was done ... The same American spirit that lives inside The Rock."
"Something else is going to be overthrown, something that the people have been waiting 10 long years for, the Rock Revolution overthrowing John Cena."
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